Friday, March 7, 2008

Asian Markets Fall Like Cherry Blossoms In Gentle Spring Rain

Asian Markets Fall Like Cherry Blossoms In Gentle Spring Rain

The Onion

Asian Markets Fall Like Cherry Blossoms In Gentle Spring Rain

TOKYO, HONG KONG, SEOUL—"Our worst monthly drop; rate cuts make investors flee—to commodities," Nikkei index vice commissioner Fukako Mishima said in haiku last week.



And yet another masterpiece from The Onion. A genuine poem in prose.

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